Prison was…honestly…brilliant.

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

totallynotsarcasticsatan:

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding everybody 

I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE BUT I FUCKING BROKE THE CHAIR

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

goodmorningvelma:

#i talk a lot about characters i ”identify with” but really aren’t we all just lemongrab

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho